JOKE JERK

Have you ever dreamed of living by the ocean, but then you woke up and saw the prices!

Real estate values by the ocean have sky-rocketed in recent years and it’s really no surprise.  After all, it’s a simple case of supply and demand.  There is significant demand for real estate near the ocean and there is limited inventory.  It doesn’t take a college economics degree to figure out that the prices are going to be high.

There are, however, some very livable cities in the USA where real estate values near the ocean are still reasonable.  Wilmington NC real estate is one such area where a non-millionaire can still afford property.

And, there’s plenty to do in the area.  In addition to boating and hanging out on the beach, there are some of the best golf courses on the east coast.  No doubt, Wilmington NC real estate is a great value that will continue to increase in value over the next decade.  What a great value to buy it now and retire there in the future.

But, how do you know if Wilmington NC homes are right for you?  It’s simple.  Just pay a visit to Wilmington. Spend a day on the beach, eat at the fine restaurants, and play a round of golf.  It won’t take you long to realize if Wilmington is the vacation spot for you.

It may not be your best idea, but dressing like a nerd is actually not a bad idea.  If, that is, your nerdy dress is with a t-shirt.

A funny t-shirt will be seen and read by everybody that walks by you.  If you want to make people happy, then make them laugh.  You may not be any good at telling jokes so you should let your t-shirt do the talking.  Just don’t buy a t-shirt with a bad word on it; nobody likes to read swear words on their shirts.

Hey, you can’t look like you are just out of GQ magazine of mens fashion all the time so buy some funny t shirts and get a laugh out of your friends and strangers who see you.  Because, making somebody smile is the most important thing any of us can do.

Hey, it’s only a few bucks to make people laugh whether you are at the beach, at work, or at a West Virginia University football game.

September just may be the best month of the year for sports.  You have baseball in the pennant races, football just started and basketball and hockey are in training camps and starting preseason contests.

One of the most sought after tickets in sports are Boston Celtics tickets.  The Celtics have a long and storied history with names such as Cousy, Havlicek, and Russell in its history.  Then, there’s Red Auerbach who used to smoke a cigar whenever the game was in the hands of the Boston team.  The green uniforms and the shamrock logo are great memories for anybody who lived in New England or loves sports.

Football is another fan favorite and nowhere do the fans love their team like in Pittsburgh where the Steelers play at new Heinz Field.  If you want to pick up some Heinz Field tickets, you’ll have to shop early and be prepared to pay top dollar as the Steelers have a long waiting list for season tickets.  You won’t see players like Jam Hamm or Terry Bradshaw in uniform any more, but you will see the team with one of the most storied franchises in NFL history.

Baseball tickets at this time of the year can be difficult to get, especially if the team is in the running for the playoffs as the Colorado Rockies are.  If you want to get Coors Field tickets, then a web site selling those tickets may be the best choice for obtaining the best choice seats in Denver.

Buying tickets to sporting events should be fun and easy and A Cheap Seat makes it both of these things.

Thanks to Lemuel Craft as today’s guest blogger.

I watched the Rachel Zoe project last night on my satellite TV on the Bravo network. Yes, now that I ordered from http://www.directstartv.com/localchannels/Louisiana/B/Baton-Rouge/ I can watch Bravo again!It was a brand new episode so I was so excited! Anyway, Rachel and her husband, Roger, were en route to Milan for fashion week when she gets a call from Kate Hudson. Kate wants her to meet her in London for the Burberry show as a friend and as her stylist. Rachel loves Kate and it is easy to see why because Kate seems so laid back and Rachel only says this fact a million times. They meet in Rachel’s room for some tea and a chat. Kate had just arrived and she looked tired but, she had on this great full fur coat. She then tells Rachel that she got it for $35 in a New Orleans vintage store! I love that she is a huge celebrity and that she has no qualms about wearing something inexpensive but, that is still glamorous. She just paired it with jeans and a purple kifyah scarf and she looked great. She made Rachel very relaxed and Roger even commented on how spontaneous and, well, how normal she was acting- which is not normal for perfectionist Rachel! So the show continues on and Rachel heads onto Milan to find something for Cameron and Demi to wear to the Oscars next week!

This summer, as I walked down the boardwalk at the Jersey Shore looking for Schnookie, I laughed out loud so many times.  The people I was with kept asking why I was laughing.  The fact is that it is because I saw so many hilariously funny t-shirts.

Now, a lot of the shirts, I would never actually wear, especially  to a Little League game.  They were just too suggestive or nasty.  You can laugh at them, but you can’t really wear them outside of the house.

T-shirts are never going to be considered for top billing as men’s fashion items, but we all own a lot of them.  So, they may as well look good.  And, while you are at it, you may as well make somebody laugh.

You could purchase your t-shirts at Sears, but what fun is that?

It’s that time again.  The best time of the year, at least for most guys.

It’s NFL and college football season.  Teams are in training camps and the season will start in a couple of weeks for good.

Now that the players are getting back into shape, now is the time to get your television in shape as well.  You’ll need the best local satellite TV for the new season.

And, if you want to be the envy of the neighborhood, you’ll need to have the NFL package as well and there’s no better deal for the NFL package than at www.localtv-satellite.com.  You can get over a hundred channels plus the NFL package for less than $60 per month.

If you aren’t a football fan, then you can get the best national and local channels for the cheapest price at localtv-satellite.com as well.

No matter what your interest, this web site will do wonders to get your TV in shape for the new season.

Sometimes when I go on the internet, I suffer from information overload.  In fact, it reminds me of going to the diner where there are over 500 things on the menu.  Sometimes, you just wish they’d shorten the menu.

The internet is a very crowded place. 

What if there were one site where you could comparison shop for just about everything on the web?  Whether it’s price comparisons for baseball cards or candles, it is all on this site.

Shop Wiki has been in the USA for a long time now, but it has recently expanded internationally to numerous countries including Spain and Australia.

When you are buying something online, it’s great to know that there is one spot at Shop Wiki where you can comparison shop and find the best value for you.

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,’ I clocked you
at 80 miles per hour, sir.’

The driver says, ‘Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps
your radar gun needs calibrating. ‘

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: ‘Now don’t be silly, dear –
you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control.’

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and
growls,

  ’Can’t you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?’

The wife smiles demurely and says, ‘Well dear you should be thankful your
radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.’

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector
unit, the man growels at his wife and says through clenched teeth,

‘Woman, can’t you keep your mouth shut?’

The officer frowns and says, ‘And I notice that you’re not wearing your seat
belt, sir.

That’s an automatic $75 fine.’

The driver says, ‘Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it
off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back
pocket.’

The wife says, ‘Now, dear, you know very well that you didn’t have your seat
belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you’re driving.’

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns
to his wife and barks,  

 ’WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??’

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, ‘Does your husband always talk
to you this way, Ma’am?’ 

‘Only when he’s been drinking.!!’

With Chelsea's wedding coming up July 31st...

Hillary wanted to play the perfect Mom

She asked Chelsea... "have you had sex with Marc?"

Chelsea said.... "Not according to Dad"