JOKE JERK

It’s really cold up north during this time of year and, quite frankly, we are getting tired of it.  It’s not just the snow, but the cold rain, the mud, and especially the fierce wind.  We need a vacation.

But, with the economy as bad as it is, who can afford to fly to Hawaii?  We need to find a vacation that we can drive to and a Myrtle Beach resort is just the right distance from the northeast USA.

Myrtle Beach resorts really have it all and for everybody in the family.  There’s golf for Dad and spas for Mom.  There’s arcades for the kids plus entertainment for the whole family.  Plus, make no mention of the best beaches on the east coast.

In anticipation of our trip, we started to look for Myrtle Beach accommodations.  There are so many to choose from.  Is it best to have a hotel on the beach, a private residence, or a place on the 18th hole of the many golf courses in Myrtle Beach?

So many choices for Myrtle Beach accomodations that will make everybody in the family happy.  You can’t find a better place for bargains on the east coast.

Going to Myrtle Beach this winter for some golf?

I’ll see you there.

If you are searching for a new car, there is no better time in my lifetime to buy a car.  Believe me, negotiating is easy.  You will get the best price possible if you negotiate hard.

But, how do you know which car to buy?  If you aren’t a big car guy, it’s tough to keep up with all of the models.

You may be considering a Honda Insight which is a new Honda model for 2010.  It’s a hybrid so that’s important if you are an ecologist.  Plus, you get the name of Honda to go with it and Honda is a great car name.  You are guaranteed to have a quality vehicle if it says Honda on the side.

Saab is another car that you can’t go wrong with.  Saab has many years of building quality vehicles.  I’ve owned a Saab before, and although I don’t like the name itself, it is a quality car.  It is prestigious, safe, and good looking.  Like with Honda, you can’t go wrong with a Saab.

Another car brand that you can’t go wrong with is Acura.  Acura is really a souped up Honda, but it is well known and has prestige equal to Lexus.  There are also many models at Acura, including sports cars, sedans, and SUV’s.  No matter what kind of car you are looking for, Acura can deliver a quality vehicle that will last you ten  years or more.

Maybe, however, you are looking for more of a functional family vehicle and aren’t concerned with prestige and looks.  Then you may want to look at the Chevy Traverse specs.  They are all on the web site with easy access.

There are so many automobile makes in the USA and it’s so difficult to know which one is right for you.  And, if you don’t know a lot about cars, it’s great to have one place to go to for all the information you will need.

That’s where the Car Connection comes in.  You’ll be glad you stopped by before considering which car is the very best choice for you.

Getting your car fixed is no joke.  You need to do it right and do it right the first time.

But, how many of us know much about car repairs.  Heck, I studied journalism, not auto repair.

So, how do I go about fixing my Honda Accord when it isn’t running right?

If you have a broken timing belt, for instance, it’s something that you’ll need to fix.  Can you do it yourself?  And, if you screw it up, how dangerous will it be for your car?  Best to get a pro to do it, but how do you know how much it should cost?

Whether you live in Los Angeles or are in need of a San Francisco auto repair, it is really convenient to get a price for that repair online. So, when you actually go to the auto repair place, you’ll be armed with the statistics to get a fair deal the first time.

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, ‘Here’s to spending the rest of me
life, between the legs of me wife!’

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, ‘I won the prize for the Best toast of
the night.’

She said, ‘Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?’

John said, ‘Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside
me wife.’

‘Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!’ Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street
corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, ‘John won the prize the other night at
the pub with a toast about you, Mary..’

She said, ‘Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he’s
only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the
other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.’

Governor Rendell of Pennsylvania recently faced a crisis as many states and businesses are today.  His state was going broke and he was faced with laying off 1100 state employees or to get table casino games put into the state’s new slot machine casinos.  It was easy for the legislature to vote in favor of adding casino games to the casinos.

No matter whether you like it or not, casino gaming is expanding dramatically in the United States.  A new site on the web that is getting a lot of hype is called OnlineCasinosPlanet.org.

I went to one page that listed all of the casinos in the United States.  When you think of casinos in the United States, you immediately think of Las Vegas and if you live in the east you may think of Atlantic City.

But, when you look at this guide to all of the casinos in the entire country, it’s amazing how many there actually are!  My favorite name among them was the Chicken Ranch Bingo Casino.  Now, that’s a tourist destination.

Dump the male flight  attendants.
No one wanted them in the first place.

Sincerely,
Tiger

More pictures are taken around Christmas time than any other time of the year.  I’m sure you probably have a camera full of Christmas pictures right now.  It’s time to put them off your camera and on to the web for all others to enjoy.

Christmas is about sharing and giving.  Christmas sharing of your pictures can be done on the site Christmaspace.com.   This way others can enjoy the fun and family love that you enjoyed just two weeks ago at Christmas time.

And, this site is not just about your Christmas pics, it’s also about your Christmas videos.  You can place your videos on the site and have others enjoy them as well as your family.  They can be funny or silly or just plain old boring.

Put them on the site and others will be able to enjoy what you enjoyed just two weeks ago–your best Christmas ever.

President Bush and VP Cheney are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, ‘Isn’t that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?’

The guy exclaimed, ‘A blonde with big tits? 

Why kill a blonde with big tits?’ 

Cheney turns to Bush and says, ‘See, I told you, no one gives a shit

about the 140 million <insert group here>.

How much do you think Direct TV costs?

Try less than $30 per month for over 150 channels!  How much are you paying the local cable company for the privilege of watching television in your own home?

You can have more channels, save more money, and get free Showtime for the first three months when you sign up for DirectTV at blogtelevision.net. That’s not to mention all of the sports channels and other premium channels that you can add to your package.

The great thing about Directv is that you don’t need the kind of equipment that you needed back in the day when you needed to put a satellite dish the size of the Hubbell in your back yard.  Today, the dish is no bigger than a pizza.

So, start the new year in the right way and add Direct TV to your family home.