Archive for the 'Redneck Jokes' Category

Fred Who

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit,
so he asks the biker his name.
‘Fred,’ he replies.
‘Fred what?’ the officer asks.
‘Just Fred,’ the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a […]

The Gorilla and the Redneck

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

           A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

             Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.  Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem.  The   gorilla was in heat.  To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

           Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Billy Bob Burton, a redneck […]

I Always Find Money There

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

YOU might BE a REDNECK you might be a redneck if you go to your washing machine for money.