Random Jokes

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on
the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second
everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t
ever do that again. You […]

The Pentagon decided one day that there were too many Generals, so they decided to offer early retirement to three of them.  They called Congress and asked them to vote on a method of determining each General’s early retirement bonus.  After voting Congress decided that each man would choose two points of their body to […]