Tigers Attorneys issued the following statement: “Mr. Woods would like to take a mulligan.”
Tiger is no different from most of the guys I know. His car is a wreck, he is off work, his wife hates him, and he has sudden, unexpected, family expenses to deal with.
Don’t you think it’s suspicious that all of the sudden Phil […]
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michael’s latest autopsy report? he died from choking on an 8 year old weiner
I hear this is the stiffest michael jackson has been since macauley culken stayed over
Michael Jackson wakes up to see his doctor. He ask ” Dr Dr am I in heaven.” To […]
The economy is so bad today that when my secretary tells me that my broker is on the phone, I have to ask:
”stock or pawn?”
If you are a techie, you’ll love these techie abbreviations.
PCMCIA - People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry
SCSI - System Can’t See It
DOS - Defunct Operating System
BASIC - Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too
ISDN - I Simply Don’t Know
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a WHITE baby boy.
‘Congratulations,’ says the nurse to the new parents. ‘Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?’
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and […]
5 Reasons Why It Stinks Being an Egg:
1) You only get laid once.
2) You only get eaten once.
3) It takes you seven minutes to get hard.
4) You have to come in a box with 11 other guys.
5) The only one that ever sits on your face is your mother.
It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde Bingo Hall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game was up for grabs, with a huge bingo prize of $3500.00 in the pot.
The game drags on and on, and nearly every blonde in the […]
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist […]
Officer, this is how the fight started… I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault.
So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed… and life… sometimes […]
Why did the Siamese twins go to England?
So the other one could drive.