A man boards an aeroplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, heglances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the ‘plane.He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave ofnervous anticipation washes over him.Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike upa conversation, he […]
The Dot… FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP.
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into […]
Digging to a depth of 1,000 meters last year, French scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 1,000 years. The French came to the
conclusion that their ancestors had a telephone network centuries ago.
Not to be outdone by the French, English scientists dug to a
depth of 2,000 meters. Shortly thereafter headlines […]
On Being Jewish…
Q: What is a Jewish ménage-a-trois
A: Two headaches and an erection.
Q: Why did Adam and Eve have a perfect marriage?
A: He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked
Q: What business is a yenta in?
A: Yours.
Q: How […]
One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.
He thought to himself, “It’s certainly not a ship”
As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.
Suddenly […]
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, ‘Here’s to spending the rest of me
life, between the legs of me wife!’
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, ‘I won the prize for the Best toast of
the night.’
She said, ‘Aye, did […]