Political Jokes

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great!!  
The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

Dump the male flight  attendants.
No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female  flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What […]

President Bush and VP Cheney are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, ‘Isn’t that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?’
The bartender says, ‘Yep, that’s them.’
So the guy walks over and says, ‘Wow, this is a real honor! What are  you guys doing in here?’
Bush says, […]

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
 
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people […]

“After going to ten inaugural balls last night and dancing more than Cloris Leachman in nine weeks of ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ the new president was up and in the office at 8:35 in the morning and then he was at church at 9:30. Is it a good sign that after one hour of being […]

One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House
from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he’d been
sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine
standing guard and said, ‘I would like to go in and meet
with President Bush. The Marine looked at the man and said,
‘Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer […]