Archive for the 'Blonde Jokes' Category

Computer Problems

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Password Problems
A new blonde employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password.
“Whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” she says.
“Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be able to read your password.”
“Yeah,” she says, […]

Milk Bath

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.  She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.  When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.  He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.  So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.  The blonde […]

Blondes Playing Bingo

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde Bingo Hall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game was up for grabs, with a huge bingo prize of $3500.00 in the pot.
The game drags on and on, and nearly every blonde in the […]

Head N’ Shoulders

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got on, the girls noticed that he was pretty cute. Unfortunately he had dandruff. Finally, on the way off of the elevator the two girls let […]

Difference Between a Rooster and a Blonde

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

What’s the difference between a rooster and a blonde?
Rooster says cock-le-dood-le-doo…
Blonde says any-cock-le-doo…