Five Important Qualities1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.4. It’s important to […]
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day the85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as […]
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims,”So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger” …”In honour of the Harvest Festival,YOU will be executed in three days.””Before I kill you, I grant you three requests””What is your FIRST request???’The Lone Ranger responds,”I’d like to speak to my […]
A man boards an aeroplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, heglances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the ‘plane.He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave ofnervous anticipation washes over him.Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike upa conversation, he […]
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, […]
If you work in the medical business, you need medical uniforms. The bad thing about medical uniforms is that you need a lot of them. Who wants to wear the same thing for 8 hours every day. And, they really do get dirty and stinky given the patients only take sponge baths.
And, if you are buying […]
Looking for a power washing company Austin?You know how filthy dirty the side of your house can get so you need to power wash it periodically. It’s especially important to power wash your deck if you live in Austin as that Texas dust can wear out your wooden deck.
When you come back from riding your horse […]
Want to catch one of those funny moments when you play a practical joke on somebody or tell them a really funny joke? Then, you need a new camera.
There are so many cameras on the market that how would you ever know the best one to purchase? Personally I’m a fan of the Canon Power […]
The Dot… FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP.
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into […]