Sex in the Nursing Home
A man in an old folks home received a bottle of wine from an old friend. Excited, he asked the woman in the room next to his to share
it with him. After they finished the bottle, the man started fondling the senior lady. He got her blouse off and was taking off her bra when she stopped him.
“I can’t do this,” she said. “I have acute angina.”
“God I hope so,” said the horny old man, “becuase you have the ugliest tits I’ve ever seen.”