A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit,
so he asks the biker his name.
‘Fred,’ he replies.
‘Fred what?’ the officer asks.
‘Just Fred,’ the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a […]
One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.
He thought to himself, “It’s certainly not a ship”
As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.
Suddenly […]
It’s really been a cold winter in the northeast and there has been record snow. This has forced all of the little critters indoors to keep warm. I found this out the hard way a few weeks ago when suddenly without notice, my cable TV picture got poor.
It seems as though a mouse had chewed […]
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, ‘Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?’
The parrot says, ‘I was born this way.. I’m a defective parrot.’
‘Holy crap,’ the guy […]