JOKE JERK

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great!!  
The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

It’s really cold up north during this time of year and, quite frankly, we are getting tired of it.  It’s not just the snow, but the cold rain, the mud, and especially the fierce wind.  We need a vacation.
But, with the economy as bad as it is, who can afford to fly to Hawaii?  We […]

If you are searching for a new car, there is no better time in my lifetime to buy a car.  Believe me, negotiating is easy.  You will get the best price possible if you negotiate hard.
But, how do you know which car to buy?  If you aren’t a big car guy, it’s tough to keep […]

Getting your car fixed is no joke.  You need to do it right and do it right the first time.
But, how many of us know much about car repairs.  Heck, I studied journalism, not auto repair.
So, how do I go about fixing my Honda Accord when it isn’t running right?
If you have a broken timing […]

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, ‘Here’s to spending the rest of me
life, between the legs of me wife!’
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, ‘I won the prize for the Best toast of
the night.’
She said, ‘Aye, did […]

Governor Rendell of Pennsylvania recently faced a crisis as many states and businesses are today.  His state was going broke and he was faced with laying off 1100 state employees or to get table casino games put into the state’s new slot machine casinos.  It was easy for the legislature to vote in favor of […]

Dump the male flight  attendants.
No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female  flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What […]

More pictures are taken around Christmas time than any other time of the year.  I’m sure you probably have a camera full of Christmas pictures right now.  It’s time to put them off your camera and on to the web for all others to enjoy.
Christmas is about sharing and giving.  Christmas sharing of your pictures […]

President Bush and VP Cheney are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, ‘Isn’t that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?’
The bartender says, ‘Yep, that’s them.’
So the guy walks over and says, ‘Wow, this is a real honor! What are  you guys doing in here?’
Bush says, […]