The San Francisco Treat
A man goes to San Francisco on business. When he arrives, he decides to stop into a local 
bar for a beer. Once there, he begins chatting up an attractive woman who he soon realizes is a working girl.
He asks the working girl how much it would be for a hand job?
“$500,” she says.
“$500!” says the man.
“Yes, do you like this bar?” she asks. “I bought this bar with all the money I received from my hand jobs. I’m that good at it.”
So, the two go into the back room and she proceeds to give him the best hand job of his life.
In two weeks, the businessman goes back to San Francisco to the same bar. This time he asks for a blow job.
“$2000,” she says.
“$2000! You’ve got to be kidding!” says the man.
“Let me show you something,” she says as she leads him out the front door. “See all the buildings on this block? I own them all. I got them from giving the best BJ’s in San Francisco.”
So, the two go upstairs and she proceeds to give him the best head he’s ever had.
In two weeks, he’s back again and this time he wants to get laid.
“Let me show you something,” says the woman. He takes the man upstairs on the balcony overlooking the city of San Francisco.
She then says: “See this beautiful city. I would own all of it if I only had a vagina.”