Archive for December, 2009

Direct TV is Cheap

Friday, December 25th, 2009

How much do you think Direct TV costs?
Try less than $30 per month for over 150 channels!  How much are you paying the local cable company for the privilege of watching television in your own home?
You can have more channels, save more money, and get free Showtime for the first three months when you sign […]

Get a Cheap Seat

Friday, December 25th, 2009

It’s Christmas time so nobody has any money left so why are we even thinking about buying show tickets now?  It’s because you can get very reasonable tickets to events through an online site call ACheapSeat.com.
Nothing says Christmas more than the Radio City Christmas Spectacular tickets.  You know what I’m talking about–the Rockettes!  If you’ve ever […]

More Tiger Woods Jokes

Saturday, December 19th, 2009

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal.
Teacher: “Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
leave early today.”
Little Johnny says to himself “Good, I […]

Twas the Night For Tiger

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

T’was the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin’, chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin’ on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and […]

Best Tiger Woods Jokes

Friday, December 11th, 2009

It’s all people want today, more Tiger Woods jokes so here’s some more jokes about that wacky golfer.
What’s the difference between an Escalade and a golf ball?
Tiger can’t drive an Escalade 300 yards.
 
Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
 
What were Tiger Woods and […]

Tiger Woods Jokes

Friday, December 4th, 2009

Tigers Attorneys issued the following statement: “Mr. Woods would like to take a mulligan.”
Tiger is no different from most of the guys I know. His car is a wreck, he is off work,  his wife hates him, and he has sudden, unexpected, family expenses to deal with.
Don’t you think it’s suspicious that all of the sudden Phil […]

The San Francisco Treat

Friday, December 4th, 2009

A man goes to San Francisco on business.  When he arrives, he decides to stop into a local bar for a beer.  Once there, he begins chatting up an attractive woman who he soon realizes is a working girl.
He asks the working girl how much it would be for a hand job?
“$500,” she says.
“$500!” says […]