Archive for November, 2009

Ask Santa for Direct TV

Monday, November 30th, 2009

Santa Claus is coming to town soon and you should be able to see St. Nick in all of his fatness on Direct TV.  That’s right, satellite TV is so much better than cable.  In fact, there’s no cable at the North Pole so all Santa watches is satellite.
Satellite Directv is so much cheaper than […]

Holidays are for Cameras

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

Remember when the Polaroid camera revolutionized picture taking? 
It seems so very long ago now that digital cameras are available.  You can simply do so much more with digital cameras.
I like to take sports photography pictures so when you used film, this was difficult, because you had to conserve the film.  You could not click […]

Satellite TV is no Joke

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

Doesn’t everybody hate their local cable company.  If you like them, you have probably never called them for customer service! 
And, how about when it rains hard!  I can’t watch TV in the rain?  What better time to be watching TV?
None of these things are problems with satellite TV providers.
That’s because satellite TV works all the […]

Smart Old Man

Friday, November 6th, 2009

A little old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon, when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.  

He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?”

“Are you nuts?!” she replies, and keeps walking away. 
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she […]