The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people […]
1. I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw
a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said “morning.”
He said “no just taking a shit”.
2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole
a bike and […]
If you are anything like me, you are not real fond of your local cable company. I mean, they have a monopoly and usually give bad service.
So, think about breaking the cable chain and trying direct satellite TV. With Direct TV, you don’t have to worry about the ground being wet after a rain and […]
A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Billy Bob Burton, a redneck […]