Michael Jackson Jokes
If you don’t have a sense of humor, don’t read these.
michael’s latest autopsy report? he died from choking on an 8 year old weiner
I hear this is the stiffest michael jackson has been since macauley culken stayed over
Michael Jackson wakes up to see his doctor. He ask ” Dr Dr am I in heaven.” To which the doctor replies, “No Michael I am just wheeling you through the childrens ward.”
Michael Jackson is dead. Coroner’s officials don’t know what to do with the body as plastic recycle day is next Tuesday
The Jockey Club ordered that all jockeys wear a black arm band, at next Saturday’s race meetings out of respect for the death of Michael Jackson. This is because he has ridden the most 3 year olds in the business.
In tribute to the King of Pop, McDonalds are bringing out The Michael Jackson Burger: 50 year old meat in between 8 year old buns