Barack Obama Jokes
“After going to ten inaugural balls last night and dancing more than Cloris Leachman in 
nine weeks of ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ the new president was up and in the office at 8:35 in the morning and then he was at church at 9:30. Is it a good sign that after one hour of being president, he decided the best thing he could do for the country is pray?” –Jimmy Kimmel
“And during his inaugural address yesterday, President Barack Obama said, ‘Millions of Americans have lost their homes and some of us who still have homes have their mother-in-laws moving in with them.’” –Jay Leno