JOKE JERK

A husband comes home and tells his wife he’s going to get a tatoo of a $100 bill on his penis. 
His wife asks him why he would do such an idiotic thing.
“Well,” he says.  “I like to play with my money.  I like to see my money grow.  And, if you feel the need to […]

“After going to ten inaugural balls last night and dancing more than Cloris Leachman in nine weeks of ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ the new president was up and in the office at 8:35 in the morning and then he was at church at 9:30. Is it a good sign that after one hour of being […]