One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House
from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he’d been
sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine
standing guard and said, ‘I would like to go in and meet
with President Bush. The Marine looked at the man and said,
‘Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer […]
Password Problems
A new blonde employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password.
“Whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” she says.
“Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be able to read your password.”
“Yeah,” she says, […]
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a ‘party atmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, of course, every […]
5 Reasons Why It Stinks Being an Egg:
1) You only get laid once.
2) You only get eaten once.
3) It takes you seven minutes to get hard.
4) You have to come in a box with 11 other guys.
5) The only one that ever sits on your face is your mother.