Archive for October, 2008

Disabled Parrot

Monday, October 13th, 2008

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.  It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, ‘Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?’
The parrot says, ‘I was born this way.  I’m a defective parrot.’
‘Holy crap,’ the guy replies.  ’You actually understood and answered me!’
‘I […]