A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp flew into the woman’s vagina. In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrapped a towel around the woman, and ran to the hospital.When they got there the doctor said, “The only way I can think to get the wasp out […]
YOU might BE a REDNECK you might be a redneck if you go to your washing machine for money.
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope. On Friday, they appeared in court before the judge.
The judge said, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to […]
A farm boy who had just finished his schooling on the farm, was sent by his Ma and Pa to the big city to go to college. The first thing the boy does when he gets to town, is go to find a whorehouse. He goes inside to talk to the madam about getting a […]
Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach?
To keep his nuts warm.
Why did the Siamese twins go to England?
So the other one could drive.
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wife
in bed with another man.
“Get over it, buddy,” he said. “It’s not the end of the world.”
“It’s all right for you to say,” answered his buddy. “But what
if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with
your wife?”
The fella ponders […]
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on
the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second
everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t
ever do that again. You […]
The Pentagon decided one day that there were too many Generals, so they decided to offer early retirement to three of them. They called Congress and asked them to vote on a method of determining each General’s early retirement bonus. After voting Congress decided that each man would choose two points of their body to […]
There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got on, the girls noticed that he was pretty cute. Unfortunately he had dandruff. Finally, on the way off of the elevator the two girls let […]